1. Gas powered hedge trimmer (Not practical, but fun)
2. Wild World covered by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (It appeals to my sense of whimsy)
3. Bruce Campbell (Of course)

1)
aiming high the whole time.

2) Hatredcoptor by Dethklok.

3) Bruce Willis from Last Man Standing.

bring it.

DUDE this is easy

1. machete or indonesian longsword of some kind - it doesn't run out of bullets. fictional weapon would be vogon poetry

2. FUCK WIT DRE DAY (AND EVERYBODY'S CELEBRATIN) by dr. dre......in fact i could go with 'the chronic' album for eternity and be fine with that

3. i'd have to choose gordon ramsay or anthony bourdain because they would kick so much zombie ass, they can cook well, and they're fuckable

1) Cricket bat (obviously)
2) Queen "Bicycle" (obviously)
3) Joan Rivers (already a member of the undead, obviously)

Springfield Armory .45 XD

Sepultura, Chaos AD

Lee Marvin

First, I'm in a mall, so the first thing I do is run to a big store like Sears, right to the tool section to find a pair of the heaviest hammers they carry. Ideally, the best hammer would have a slightly pointed surface for maximized cranial penetration. Or maybe a pair of those roofing hatchets.
( In the Mall of Imagination I just pull out a lightsabre... )

For a sidekick I'd probably choose Chuck Norris. Since it's the zombie apocalypse I won't have to care about his ignorant politics and just let him kick ass like God intended. He can probably take the head off a zombie with his bare hands, provided it's 'ripe' enough.
( Extra bonus, Chuck is simultaneously Real AND Fictional! )

For music... "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles.

Too many choices and it's so hard to pick just one.

1. Real: XM8 Rifle with all modifications. Fictional: Lightsaber. Without question.

2. "Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy" by Rotersand. Or maybe "Zombienation 2K5" by Grendel.

3. Real: Scarlett Johansson (if I'm stuck in a mall with zombies, I at least want a woman stuck in there with me. Fictional: Miho from Sin City (because it's even better if it's a female that is great at killing things)

Dude, Paris Hilton is to scaryfuck skinny to catch any bullets.

1. Hairspray and a lighter (not one of those pump action hairspray's either... the real ones where you hold the button down and the shit keeps coming out.)

2. It's the End of the World as we Know it (And I Feel Fine) by Great Big Sea (or: I was walking through the park one day... in the very merry month of may...)

3. Macaulay Culkin (de-aged to the way he was in Home Alone). That way I can have two weapons!

1 fictional: M41-A Pulse Rifle (from Aliens)
real: Sawed Off-Shotty

2 Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows, it has a nice upbeat sound to it for slaughtering the Un-Dead rather then the typical scream-metal movies like to put in for fight scenes.

3 Zombie Heath Ledger in The Joker make-up (what? too soon?)

Does Jesus count as a real or fictional person?

1) Real: Blackwaters fully automatic, near zero recoil shotgun. With all of the rounds available, and quite a lot of them, please.

Fictional: Lightsaber. No hindrance of heavy weapons is a plus.

2) Dead Souls--Joy Division, alternately: the Flight of the Valkyries.

3) Real: Miyamoto Musashi. Fictional: Afro Samurai.

1) That great big rotary type gun thing from Predator.

2) Lying And Weak by Decapitated (since someone else already nabbed Refuse/Resist by Sepultura)

3) Lemmy.

1) Real: A gatling gun. Fictional: Sonic and/or Laser Screwdriver

2) "Burning Inside," Ministry

3) Peyton Manning, to throw his own stash of grenades for distance.

1. Weapon: the Tasp, from Ringworld. It paralyzes with powerful orgasms.
2. Song: “Come and Get your Love” by Redbone.
3. Celebrity Sidekick: Badass Willow from Buffy. Now and then I’d zap her with the Tasp for doing a good job at zombie-frying.

1. Real: H&K MP5K for close-in, H&K GMG for longer ranges (grenade machinegun - throws lots of grenades very rapidly, BABABABABABOOM!)
Fictional: Probably a lightsaber or maybe the flechette darter that Molly has in Neuromancer.
2. Slayer's Angel of Death
3. River Tam from Firefly/Serenity, assuming her training teaches her to distinguish friend from foe.